Funny Dating Quotes

“Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.”
― Caprice Crane

“If she doesn’t text you when she’s drunk, you ain’t the one.”
― Unknown

“Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it's going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you.”
― Robin Bielman

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day and another, in case it doesn’t rain.”
― Mae West

“Dating is like searching for the perfect wine. One date is too fruity, another too dry, and still another too much bouquet. But once you find the perfect variety that suits your taste, get drunk.”
― Katie Kosko

“Dating after 30 is easy. It’s like riding a bike. But the bike is on fire. And the ground is on fire. Everything is fire. Because you are in hell.”
― Andrea Bain

“I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?”
― Jacki Weaver

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”
― Greg Behrendt

Online Dating Quotes

“Dating apps are brilliant for expanding your actual social network, which leads you to meet other people.”
― Joanna Coles

“I avoid online dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don’t want to go out with a weirdo.”
― Unknown

“The goal of online dating is to get offline as quickly as possible.”
― Amy Webb

“Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. Little Kid Love. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”
― Steve Carell

“Online dating isn’t a stigma anymore.”
― Brenda Ross

“Maintain an open mind, and remember that being yourself is key to success. Treat online dating as an opportunity to meet new people and enjoy new experiences, rather than wondering if who you’re talking to is the love of your life.”
― Rachael Lloyd (

“I can’t believe how convenient online dating is! Now, my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently & in the privacy of my own home.”
― Unknown

“Online dating is just a vehicle to meet more people, she says. It’s not the place to actually date.”
― Aziz Ansari

“Online dating versus traditional dating is like using an electronic calculator versus an abacus. They both can give you accurate results if used properly, but one of them is obviously faster and easier in the modern age.”
― Newton Lee

“Internet dating is the fastest, most efficient way to gather a pool of qualified candidates. It could take you a lifetime to do the investigation that the computer comes up with in seconds.”
― Judsen Culbreth

Romantic Date Quotes

“God will bring the right person into your life at the right time. Always believe that! If they are not there, God isn't finished yet!”
― Shannon L. Alder

“Dating was but a prequel to our happily ever after, now we are happier and more in love.”
― Unknown

“It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.”
― Vladimir Nabokov

“I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.”
― J.R.R Tolkien

“I shone the brightest when I was dating you, now we shine together as we are now married.”
― Unknown

“My armor is off. This is not a battle, this is love. And I will not wear a thing.”
― Lauren Eden

“Meeting someone in the weirdest way, then they become a huge part of your life.”
― Unknown

“Finding someone you love and who loves you back is a wonderful, wonderful feeling. But finding a true soul mate is an even better feeling. A soul mate is someone who understands you like no other, loves you like no other, will be there for you forever, no matter what.”― P.S. I Love You

“He kissed her cheeks and then she knew.”
― Unknown

“I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”
― Jane Austen (Pride & Prejudice)

“Our dating days were one of the best memories that I have of our relationship, my darling.”
― Unknown

“Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.”
― Andre Breton

Dating Your Best Friend Quotes

“Date the person you consider your best friend. The person who you feel lucky to have in your life, because you have no idea what you would do without them.”
― Holy Riorden

“You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.”
― The Notebook

“If you fall in love with your best friend, it doesn’t mean that you guys stop being friends. It just brings more happiness for both of you.”
― Unknown

“Sadness is falling in love with your best friend and not being able to do anything about it.”
― Unknown

Dating Quotes for Her

“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
― Amy Sedaris

“If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.”
― Jennifer Lopez

“Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out.”
― Jenna Alatari

“You didn't date someone to change him. You dated him because you wanted him for the way he was. Flaws and fears and all.”
― Jean Oram

“It is the same way with dating. The time you are most prepared for dating is when you don’t need anyone to complete you, fulfill you, or instill in you a sense of worth or purpose.”
― Myles Munroe

“You can’t evaluate a prospective partner if you insulate your relationship from your family and friends and his.”
― Harriet Lerner

“When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them.”
― Sherly Sandberg

“Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn’t go out with.”
― Garry Shandling

“Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.”
― Merrill Markoe

Dating Quotes for Him

“What's the point of changing who you are in order to impress a woman, when your intention is to return to who you were, a person she was never attracted to in the first place?”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

“A guy should make the woman he is dating feel different and more special than anyone else in his life.”
― Samantha Daniels

“The perfect date is the one where anything and everything goes wrong, but at the end of it, all you want is to see them again.”
― Dylan O'Brien

“Men automatically know from the moment she opens her mouth that if they want her, they'll have to get in line with her standards and requirements or keep it moving because she's done with the games and isn't interested in playing.”
― Steve Harvey

“Don't rush something that you want to last forever.”
― Alexis Mead

“Even the most independent woman at times wishes she had a good man to depend on.”
― Tamar Braxton

“If we date there will be moments when I will stare at you and smile, know that in those moments I'm appreciating everything about you.”
― Unknown

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.”
― Mandy Hale

“Real men don't date the most beautiful girl in the world they date the girl who makes their world the most beautiful.”
― Unknown

Date Quotes And Sayings

“Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.”
― Mandy Hale

“The best relationships are between two people who care more about each other's good than their own momentary pleasure.”
― Joshua Harris

“Changed behavior is the only apology, otherwise, it's just manipulation.”
― Maranda Pleasant

“Quit hanging out and start dating! The first step to having a great first date is for both people to be aware they are on a date.”
― Kevin Darné

“Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.”
― Brooke Burke

“Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen.”
― Henry Cloud

“Dating is a give and take. If you only see it as “taking,” you are not getting it.”
― Henry Cloud

“Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.”
― Mark Amend

“Dating now is a lot like going shopping when you don't have any money. Even if you find the right thing, you can't do anything about it.”
― Joshua Harris

“Don’t look for a partner who is eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food.”
― Karen Salmonsohn

“I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exit.”
― Richard Gere

“I am not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.”
― Lena Dunham

“Dating is different when you get older. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.”
― Toni Braxton

“A perfect date is probably something somewhere where you can kind of communicate and talk to the person. I don't like movies as first date. I don't think that's a good idea because you don't really get to talk to the person. I think taking a walk or just having one on one time with that person is the best.”
― Selena Gomez

“Love is so unpredictable. Sometimes you'll know a man for years and then one day, boom! Suddenly you see him in a different way. And other times, it's that first date, that first moment. That's what makes it so great.”
― Sarah Dessen

“Perfect first date would be coffee at Aroma talking for hours. That's when I would know to ask for a second date.”
― Kelly Blatz

“The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date.”
― Halle Berry

“I treat auditions like I treated my first dates. It's an opportunity to get to know a stranger and to learn from each other.”
― Hugh Jackman

“You don't want to seem too eager, too romantic – otherwise, it just looks a bit try-hard. But I do think that a first date should be intimate. So, I'd choose a nice dinner somewhere cozy, not too crowded, with good wine.”
― Kit Harington

Cute Dating Quotes

“You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.”
― Unknown

“Cuddling with you would be perfect right now.”
― Unknown

“The heart has its reasons which reason knows not.”
― Blaire Pascal

“I miss the cute little things you use to do when we started dating.”
― Unknown

“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”
― Gone with the Wind

“I don’t want a perfect boyfriend. I just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats me well and loves being with me more than anything.”
― Archies

Short Dating Quotes

“If you have to convince someone to stay with you then they have already left.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“The joy of intimacy is the reward of commitment.”
― Joshua Harris

“I am looking for the one I can’t fool.”
― Kamand Kojouri

“Love is not found, it is expressed.”
― Wayne Chirisa

“It is always the wrong time to meet the wrong person.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!”
― Lauren Conrad

“Dating is a battleground filled with deception and infidelity.”
― Andrew S. Trees

“With you it’s different.”
― Unknown

“Triple dating is like double dating, with referees.”
― Jack Neary

“Date a someone who is a home and an adventure all at once.”
― Kirsten Corley

“The best thing a man can do on a first date is be a friend.”
― Adrienne Bailon

Interracial Dating Quotes

“Love knows no race; interracial couples are a symbol of pure beauty.”
― YourTango

“Love is blind despite the world’s attempt to give it eyes.”
― Matshona Dhliwayo

“Love is not a color. Character is not a shade of skin.”
― Unknown

“This is not a true problem, since individuals marry, not races.”
― Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“Anytime you have sex with someone of a different race, think about that for a moment. Because nothing feels better than orgasming while thinking about all the progress we’ve made in civil rights in this country.”
― Aziz Ansari

“I’m a black girl who dates White Guys. It doesn’t mean I don’t like own race. It means I am black girl who doesn’t let race get in the way of my happiness.”
― Unknown

Old Fashioned Dating Quotes

“I am not ashamed to say that I’m old fashioned when it comes to dating. I expect a guy to be a gentleman in return I’ll act like a lady.”
― Unknown

“All I want is a romantic, old fashioned date. One where he doesn’t try anything but a goodnight kiss. That would be amazing.”
― Unknown

“People are not dating anymore, just talking, catching feelings, sleeping together, and ending up in situationships.”
― Osamase Ekhator

“I’m an old soul that believes in chivalry, romance, and love.”
― Adrian Michael

“The thing about dating is that it’s hardly ever called a date. It’s “let’s hang out,” “let’s get together,” “let’s get some food,” or “let’s go get some beers.” Those are all ways asking someone out for a date.”
― Sylvia Howell

“Where are the men who still like fishing, bonefires, forehead kisses and dates?”
― Unknown

Quotes on Dating

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For many of us, finding the right romantic partner is a long and difficult journey. Everybody will have some stories to share about their dating experiences. You may have experienced bad dates in the past. Some may love meeting new people, while for some going on plenty of dates fade the excitement. Maybe your date has ghosted you or you are finding it difficult to connect with the person you are seeing.

Whatever your story is, be assured that you can overcome your obstacles. To begin with, first, you need to understand, what is a healthy relationship. “A healthy relationship is when two people make a connection based on mutual respect, friendship, and trust.” Go with this goal of a healthy relationship in your mind and you will find success for sure.

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